Along the way, you’ll come across the wayward townsfolk who have found the pieces of your project before you. Barter with, trade for, and trap them with whatever you can find to get those pieces back. One man’s trash is another’s treasure, after all!

Oh, and take care to search everything thoroughly. An old town like this can hide many secrets.

By any chance, you wouldn’t have happened to hear that whispering, did you?

Game Features

• Easy mouse gameplay for clicking and dragging. The only keyboard inputs are ESC to leave the game.
• Five areas to explore filled with interactive animations.
• Inventory system to store and combine items.
• Animated replayable cutscenes and dialogue with new and fan-favorite characters.
• Four minigames and minigame variants.
• Postgame content (sshhhh…..)

Those idiotic, moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from my dear, sweet, extremely dead father?

Did I mention that this is bulls**t?

It’s fine though, because what they don’t realize is that I am going to make them very, very dead. Along with my trusty sidekick and childhood nursing bot Milky – please do not ask me questions about that – I will whizz over to Earth, turn it into a stinking pile of rubble, and be back home in time for a warm glass of milk before bed.

Earth Must Die is the story of my glorious rise to power (off the back of my adored father’s passing), my subsequent accidental surrender to the Terranoids, and my infamous revenge against Earth and everything it stands for.

Apparently the story is retold in the form of one of those old point and click adventure games that people gave a sh*t about in the 1990s, I wanna say? But in 2026. Doesn’t sound like a good idea to me, but what do I know – I’m just a benevolent, terrifying leader of worlds who everyone loves and also super respects.

I’m also not sure what the phrase “British comedy royalty” is supposed to mean, but I guess they got a bunch of “funny” f*ckwits to dub over my glorious voyage to feed the Terranoids their own bumholes? Let me just copy/paste the list here so I don’t have to give them any more time and effort than they deserve:

How do I not have someone to do this for me? Anyway, apparently my magnificent story is told over a series of many hours, and you click a bunch and things happen and really I don’t care about any of this, I’m just here for the glory.

Can you experience my unbelievably cool story through whatever this is, something called “Steam”? It’s apparently how you accessed experiences like this back in 2025. Sounds primitive, but I guess every civilization has to start as gross slugs crawling their way onto the banks of the future.

VValak signing off.

Game Features

• An antihero in the lead role: Play as a narcissistic and despotic alien dictator whose goal is the destruction of humanity.
• Classic gameplay: Traditional point-and-click adventure mechanics inspired by the genre’s golden age.
• Star voice cast: Characters are voiced by the “kings of British comedy,” delivering top-tier humor and performances.
• An unusual duo: The protagonist is accompanied by Milky, an eccentric robot nanny from Vvalak’s childhood.
• Satirical story: A funny and absurd tale of revenge, accidental surrender, and attempts to prove one’s greatness to the entire universe.

Kate Walker, a brilliant lawyer from New York, is sent to a remote village in the French Alps to finalize the sale of an old automaton factory. But what begins as a routine assignment soon turns into an extraordinary journey across Eastern Europe and its snow-covered landscapes.

Accompanied by Oscar, a loyal and one-of-a-kind automaton, Kate sets out to explore mysterious and forgotten places, filled with eccentric characters, as she follows the trail of Hans Voralberg, a genius inventor pursuing a seemingly impossible dream: finding the last living mammoths on the mythical island of Syberia.

An unexpected, thrilling, and deeply emotional voyage that will challenge everything she thought she knew. First released in 2002, Syberia became a reference in the adventure genre, praised for its unique atmosphere, sharp writing, and the richness of Benoît Sokal’s artistic vision. This remaster is a new opportunity to (re)discover the masterpiece, following in the footsteps of other titles from Benoît Sokal such as “Syberia: The World Before” and the newly released “Amerzone: The Explorer’s Legacy“.

Game Features

• A FAITHFUL AND STUNNING OVERHAUL – Meet Syberia’s iconic characters fully redesigned and explore the game’s most emblematic locations brought to life in beautifully enhanced 3D.
• REIMAGINED MECHANICAL PUZZLES – Enjoy a fresh take on the game’s intricate puzzles, redesigned to provide a smoother and more intuitive experience.
• A MODERNIZED GAMEPLAY EXPERIENCE – Rediscover Kate Walker’s journey with an updated user interface, improved 3D navigation, and more fluid controls tailored to today’s standards.