The Holy Gosh Darn is a narrative adventure with a time-travelling twist. You play the angel Cassiel, who must prevent an army of Phantoms from overrunning Heaven, which is really annoying because that’s where you live. Discovering the existence of the Holy Gosh Darn, a mysterious artefact created by God thousands of years ago, you must strap on your time-travelling watch and set about hopping between the past, present and future meeting a cast of ridiculous characters across dynamically changing locations in a bid to uncover the secret to life, universe and… well, everything.

It’s a laugh-out-loud action adventure spanning multiple time periods and genres, which will answer all of life’s most enduring questions, such as why time travel makes you barf; why only angels get to swear and why skipping dialogue is totally fine when you’ve only six hours to save Heaven.

Expect outrageous humour, inventive puzzles and laugh-out-loud set pieces with Metroidvania-style progression – all expertly crafted by Perfectly Paranormal, the team behind Manual Samuel and Helheim Hassle.

Game Features

• Four different worlds to explore, across both Space AND Time!
• Unique time-pressured narrative requires players to hurry along NPCs as they uncover new information.
• Uncover fresh narrative strands which are triggered by progression, time, space and logic.
• 23 Heavenly Elders to insult! Gotta dis them all!
• Meet all your favorite characters from the bible!
• Exactly 4,250 dogs – none that you can pet.

Mika never trusted The Arcade’s ads, but her parents did. Hoping for a better life, they left without an explanation. Now, she’s stepping into The Arcade to find them and uncover the truth behind its glossy facade.

Game Features

• Delve into The Arcade city – Explore the streets of this virtual world to discover everything it has to offer. From die hard duelists to lazyheads, you’ll find a unique crowd of people living here. Just be careful not to touch them in any way, it might trigger unwanted bugs.
• New day new loop – Every day is a loop, giving you the freedom to spend your time and choose your activities as you see fit. Fancy a movie night or a gym session or maybe a duel? The Arcade has a spot for it all. However, keep in mind that slacking off won’t go unnoticed; not everyone appreciates a lack of enthusiasm.
• Duel your way up – Climb the leaderboard of The Arcade by engaging in spectacular boss battles where you can enhance your strategy with up to 50 ultimates and 60 abilities. Who knows, maybe one loop you’ll be one of those champions like the ones you see on the megascreens.
• Keep yourself busy with activities – The Arcade is brimming with things to do, with new minigames around every corner of the city. No time will be wasted because even something as simple as playing dice with a cat can boost a useful stat.
• Find. Your. Parents. – It won’t be easy in a world where everyone looks the same and real names are erased by decree. Mika must uncover leads and seek allies in a place where trust seems like a distant illusion. To reunite with her family, she’ll need to confront her deepest fears and doubts, pushing through a web of deception and uncertainty.